Why I Can't Wait to Have Children

Parent 1: What do you want to do today?


Parent 2: I dunno. What do you want to do today?


Parent 1: Movies?


Parent 2: Nah. Nothing good out.


Parent 1: Zoo?


Parent 2: Too hot.


Parent 1: Hey! I know! Do you still have that giant poo ball in the backyard?


Parent 2: Yeah. Why?



(I couldn't decide whether to go with the dialogue or an ad for Ronco "Ball o' Poo.")