Thursday, September 22, 2011

six worst things about the week after Talk Like a Pirate Day


  1. Getting to the mall by 3 am to get the best Blackbeard Friday bargains.
  2. Dealing with the embarassment of being the last on your block to take down your decorative lawn plank.
  3. Two words: parrot guano
  4. Seeing all the lonely, discarded peg legs left by the curb for bulk trash day.
  5. Busting out your fat pants to accomodate for post-pillaging bloat. 
  6. Spending hours on the computer googling +leftovers +recipes +booty

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3 comments:

  1. Oates03September 22, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    ** big smile ** thank you for sharing with an aspiring pirate

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  2. SwnsDogSeptember 22, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    Those are all true....except the lawn plank! I leave mine out and incorporate it into my Great Pumpkin display for Holloween! A great read btw! :)

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  3. RachelSeptember 23, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    7. Trying to reattach original hand after having removed it to make hook installation more authentic.

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