On several occasions, I have heard people say that in their next life, they want to come back as a cat. If that is the case for any of you, Bailey (see photo) wants to save you a ton of fruitless searching by letting you know that the absolute best place to urinate is on a pair of high heeled black leather boots. The best time to do this is approximately 15 minutes before your person attempts to put them on. If you do this more than once (on the old boots and then the REPLACEMENT boots), Bailey says that it is the best thing ever. Bailey also says, "You're welcome."
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