Wemuweh wemuweh wemuweh wemuweh. . .

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.

Ee-e-e-e-e-um-um-a-weh Ee-e-e-e-e-um-um-a-weh

Yes, we had the cat shaved. No, we're not terrible human beings. Mostly. But he has super-fine fur, and he had mats so close to his belly that we were way too nervous to take a scissor to them. After one day of apparent shame, he seems to have settled in well.

Well. . . um. . . hrm

awkward

Struggling not to correct the vet when she refers to you as the cat's "mommy."

AWKWARD

Struggling not to tell the vet that it's much more likely that the cat sees you as his mostly platonic girlfriend.