Parent 1: What do you want to do today?
Parent 2: I dunno. What do you want to do today?
Parent 1: Movies?
Parent 2: Nah. Nothing good out.
Parent 1: Zoo?
Parent 2: Too hot.
Parent 1: Hey! I know! Do you still have that giant poo ball in the backyard?
Parent 2: Yeah. Why?
(I couldn't decide whether to go with the dialogue or an ad for Ronco "Ball o' Poo.")
2 days ago