Saturday, July 10, 2010

My new favorite sentence on the entire Internet

"Rocco was traveling west on Lincoln Road East in the early morning hours of July 29, 2005, when she collided with a Black Angus bull."

3 comments:

  1. Brilliant - but what happened? Did Rocco survive? Is Rocco a Yorkshire Terrier?

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  2. No. This is the best part. Rocco is a lady (either that's her last name or her parents were very forward-thinking). I googled the name of one of my high school friends, and this is what came up. I don't want to say the friend's name, but if you google "collided with a black angus bull" you should find it pretty quickly.

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