Brilliant - but what happened? Did Rocco survive? Is Rocco a Yorkshire Terrier?
No. This is the best part. Rocco is a lady (either that's her last name or her parents were very forward-thinking). I googled the name of one of my high school friends, and this is what came up. I don't want to say the friend's name, but if you google "collided with a black angus bull" you should find it pretty quickly.
hahahaha I love it!